WEINER TROUBLE

WEINER TROUBLE

So there’s a story in the paper and I’m not sure how local it is but its absolutely seductive and irresistible. We have a state rep whose name is Anthony Weiner. Well Anthony has apparently been a bad boy and has been in the news for about 10 days. Mr. Weiner tweeted a picture of his … “private area” to one of his followers on twitter. The person was not the least bit amused by it. A week after the story broke, Anthony released a statement saying that someone had hacked into his account and said the picture was not him and not his. Wellllllllll …. As of yesterday our Anthony is saying and I quote “ I can’t tell you if the picture is me”. I think have officially heard it all. Well guys I know that sometimes you are a little obtuse. Could you confuse your “whatchajiggies” with a stranger’s “whatchajiggie” ? Could you pick your own out of a line up? Let the record show that both Pete and Mark agreed that they could.

I mean its not like its something that you guys don’t see all that often. I guess unless if you had a big enough gut. Which he doesn’t, he’s a skinny guy so go figure. I mean at least if he had a gut he could say (insert macho voice here) “I haven’t seen it in years” .Anthony says he is being attacked by the hacker simply because of his last name. So from now on I think we should refer to them as “Anthony’s” Comedians of course are having a field day. Jon Stewart, his college roomie, chimed in saying , this guy had a lot more Anthony and a Lot less weiner back in college. Another comedian said if he can’t say with strong conviction that its not him, then how many pictures does he keep on his phone? Great point. But Anthony remains insistent that he just can’t tell and wants everyone to let it go so he can get back to work. Yeah? Good try darling.. Look what a pickle you got your Weiner in…