I Hate Valentine’s Day

Wednesday, September 28 th, 2016 at 00:09 am 
I Hate Valentine's Day
I Hate Valentine’s Day

I Hate Valentine’s Day = Movie Review

SYNOPSIS

Meet Genevieve (NIA VARDALOS)! She loves romance, flowers, and valentines day–The problem is that she hates relationships!! That is until she meets Greg, and her life gets a twist of fate.

JOY’S REVIEW

“I Hate Valentine’s Day” is a vanity project from Nia Vardalos, whom all of us love and remember from “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” that co-starred John Corbett, who is also in this movie. I suppose that was the reason that this movie got made! This is based on a screenplay by Nia Vardalos, and she also directed, and stars in it. The idea is that she’s a unremitting optimist, who believes in a five date rule, and romance is the only thing that’s worth living for. However, her thought is that past five dates, everything will fall apart and there will be heartache, so she goes out for five dates with everybody and six dates for no one. Of course, we find out surprise, surprise, that she has trouble with her father. Sorry to say it, but this a movie that is beyond stupid, zero points, zero stars, although John Corbett is really cute.
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