FAST FIVE

Wednesday, September 28 th, 2016 at 00:09 am 

FAST FIVE

SYNOPSIS

Dominic and his crew find themselves on the wrong side of the law once again as they try to switch lanes between a ruthless drug lord and a relentless federal agent.

JOY’S REVIEW

FAST FIVE:  Now, you know that Vin Diesel has done a bunch of the Fast and Furious, right? You know that, number one. Number two, you know that Paul Walker’s been involved in them. You know that they’re mostly about rip ’em, rip ’ems and fast cars and fast women and we know the back story — who cares? Look, the point is, if you’re going to go see Fast Five, you’re going to go for the testosterone thrill and let me tell you, you’re going to be rewarded for it. This is a really fun movie. It’s very well directed. The music works really well. I could tell you the plot, but who cares — okay, I’ll tell you a little bit about the plot. The plot is that basically the guys — who cares about the plot. I’m not going to tell you about the plot. But let me tell you there’s a surprise guest, except that if you’ve seen any of the posters or any of the trailers, you know who the surprise is, which is Dwayne The Rock Johnson. He’s the good guy with some strange goatee. This could be called Fast Furious and Bald just as well as anything else, but it is fun, it is a ride. You’ll have a great time at it, and it’s going to make so much money. Give it four and a half stars for what it is, rip ’em, rip ’em.

JOY’S METER

1/2